Invisible Cheeseburger
Invisible cheeseburger
So this is my dream from last night. I’m titling the post and the dream Invisible Cheeseburger.
Why?
Well, let’s find out!
The dream started out on a gas station roof top (because where else would you start a dream?). This was no ordinary gas station rooftop. This was covered in crops. Mostly corn. People were growing food on top of gas stations as far as I could see. There were bridges to other gas station rooftops and they were all interconnected in a giant network. I stopped someone and asked what was going on? They told me to go over to the edge and have a look. So I went over to the edge. I looked down and saw lots and lots of… cats.
Giant cats... Whoa… hello kitty. Nice kitty.
Of course I decided to reach out to pet one of the cats (yep, that’s how giant these cats were). As I leaned out to pet one of the giant near gas station roof top size cats…
They tried to bite me!
whoa there cat.
Then, a guy came up behind me and did the fake push you off the edge thing like people do when you are standing next to a pool with all your clothing on and they are trying to be funny and psych you out.
I said “whoa please don’t do that dude! You scared the crap out of me! You almost pushed me into the lions!”
He said “relax, you’re fine, they aren’t lions… just cats”
I say “no… they are LIONS!”
He waits a moment looks out into the lion cats walking and then looks at me and says “Hey listen apparently Wal-Mart is now selling giant cat collars to tame these things so we can all come off the roof tops now. A bunch of us… we were going to go…. You wanna come along?”
I said “yea ok.”
Somehow suddenly I’m in Wal-Mart.
Walking around. The dude… who is apparently my best friend but I have no idea who he is and I’m pretty sure I’ve never met him before is carrying a giant thing of laundry detergent.
So giant, it’s like the size of a water cooler water thing but filled with laundry detergent.
He says to me “check this out man… see this button on the bottom of this? Push it.”
I push it.
I say “whoa.”
He says “yea man… found out that if you push the button on the bottom of all walmart products they all turn invisible and you can just walk right out with them. Push yours and lets go.”
I say… “I just can’t do that. I have to pay for my stuff. I’m sorry, I just can’t do that.”
He said… “ok well if you insist.”
I look down at the two items I am carrying as we walk over to the only register open which happens to be the self check out.
I have...
A cheeseburger
And floss.
Suddenly I’m hungry. I’m guessing the floss is for after I eat the cheeseburger.
So we are standing in line… it’s just me and him now and a lady with 4 carts.
There are 4 self checkouts.
She is using all 4. She looks up at us….
She starts apologizing and says she will be done in a moment. She only has a few items in each cart and she thought it would be much faster to just do all 4 at the same time she didn’t think it would take this long.
We say it's ok not a problem and we'll wait.
I turn to my friend and say, "so why do you need all that invisible laundry detergent?"
He looks at me and just replies one word “cats.”
I just nod.
He says “what do you need that invisible cheeseburger?”
I look back and say “it’s not invisible… I never pushed the button.”
He just nods.
We stand there waiting....
and waiting...
He just says “Your cheeseburger is getting cold. Let’s go find another check out.”
Then I can't seem to remember anything more than that.
Soooo yea…
I have weird dreams.
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