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12Apr/110

Last Minute Entry (or more like last day entry)

Soooooo I'm blogging about my friend Kara giving away a 10 dollar Target gift card on her blog.

But that's not all she's also giving away a snazzy super creative silhouette picture of any pet you have a picture of... OR your favorite animal!  She's super creative like that.

Here's the link: http://www.lilmisswisecracker.com

She's cool and  and you should check out her blog.

I'm attempting to sneak in at the last moment with my entry.   Or the last day... instead of moment.

I'm all about a 10 dollar target gift card.  Now the question is... what would I do with a 10 dollar gift card to target?

Hmmmmmmmmm... oh the possibilities...

Let's see...

Well, I could always use it to buy some sort of ya know Man's MANly candle to freshen up my apartment.

 

I'm a dude... soooo as you know... dudes apartments don't smell naturally fresh like girls apartments do.  It's true... girls always smell so flowery and scented and I didn't know if you knew this or not but it's naturally like that.  Girls give off their own scent that smells like flowery heaven goodness...

Whereas guys just give off a "what is THAT smell" scent.  It's just how it works.

So a 10 dollar Target gift card would help cure me of what most Dr's refer to as Guy Smell Syndrome... or... they PROBABLY would refer to it as that if it were a real thing.  But it's POSSIBLY real... I think... I mean... it COULD be real.

 

Anywho so I imagine there would be some sort of manly cool fresh smelling something or another product that I would be able to purchase for 10 dollars if I were to win that would give that gift card

(breathe's in heavily....) ahhhhhhhhhh.

That's better.

So then my apartment would smell more like ya know... maybe a mountain stream... or a beach?  or ya know... something MANLY!  MANNNNNNN!

yea... like that.

Smells like a man... MAN!

So then I won't have to walk around like this anymore:

 

(That's not me, just a picture of a dude I found online)

*I just want to clarify that  I believe my apartment smells about normal for a guy's apartment.  But I would still buy some sort of man smelling something for my apartment to make it smell even more awesome than the average smell that it currently smells.

 

Actually you know what... I just realized I don't have a freakin bathmat!!!

 

I'd totally buy a bathmat.

OR a new cooking pan... my current pan is "non stick"  and EVERYTHING STICKS TO IT!

 

Probably the bathmat though.  And definitely the duck shaped one.  Because let's be honest.  Duck shaped bathmats are the about as MANly as you can get.

 

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