A Chivalry Club Certified Gentleman
So, I had this idea at work this week. My coworker says that it's stupid. But, I think it's a decent idea.
I feel like one of the biggest issues with dating, at least for women is, "is this guy decent?"
Like, is this guy going to actually be someone worth my time to date?
From what I can gather, the women on dating sites first have to figure out if the men on the dating sites, basically, aren't going to hack them up into piece and put them in their trunks. Like, that they aren't going to try to roofie their drinks if they decide to meet in person. That the guy doesn't have secret anger issues where he seems like an okay dude until the 3rd date when he tries to put some other guy's head through a wall in a bar fist fight.
I mean, there was a thing about online dating that I read that went something like...
The women on dating sites are afraid of being attacked, drugged, raped, or killed on a first date.
The men are just hoping that she looks as hot as she did in her photo.
That's messed up if you ask me. Not just on dating sites, dating in general. That's just scary! That's messed up.
So, I had an idea... Chivalry Club certified cards.
The men who are Chivalry Club certified can show their card. The card contains a link to a profile on the site that confirms them as certified. Then the women can rest easy knowing hey...
This guy is a Chiv Cert and not a pervert!
That's our tagline. Or something like that.
Okay, so how does someone get certified?
It's a whole process.
First we do two checks...
Background check and credit check.
What happens if you fail those two? We'll work with you to help you get your life together so that you do pass those two things.
Okay... What's next?
Mandatory drug test. Sorry. But... if you want to be in the club, you've gotta be clean, like checking for dust with a white glove type of clean.
Next. We look at all your online social media. We help you clean up your crap. We help you take down misogynist items. Instead of a shirtless selfie in the bathroom flexing your guns... We'll replace that with something a little more... Lady folk friendly.
Next up... You're required to meet for a 2 hour class once a month on being a better gentleman. Every month we meet up and discuss gentlemanly things. We bring in a guest that is a pro on dating, and what women want... Etc. etc.
Volunteer requirement. There's an additional volunteer requirement that alternates each month. 4 hours a month. Soup kitchen, clean up green spaces, assist the elderly, big brother to a kid, habitat for humanity. Etc. etc.
Finally, you have to read at least one book every three months on a better you. There are lots of books out there on better ways to date and act in the dating world. There's lots of literature and science behind building healthy relationships that last. So, yes, gentleman, there's a book club element to this as well.
I know what you're saying: "This is a demanding service!"
Our answer? Women deserve the best man you can possibly be.
If you want to date, by all means go out there and date, but you just won't be able to send a verified Chivalry Club link with your profile to the women you are attempting to woo.
So how is this thing funded. It's a paid service. But we think that the value added by displaying a Chivalry Club Certified member on your dating site profile, or having the card in your wallet to show in the bar is worth the value.
Additionally we teach you how to break up in an acceptable manner. No ghosting allowed. If a woman tells you that she's not interested or no longer interested, you can't blow up her phone with angry texts about how she's missing out on a great cock. Also, no one wants photos of your wang.
We are open to receiving reports about our members and we review them seriously. Will we kick you out? No. You'll just be required to up the amount of things you do to stay in the club. Or you lose your certification and drop back down to the lower ranks.
So, I guess I'm wondering, any women out there think they wish that exists?
I actually initially had this idea after first watching the movie Charlie Bartlett on Netflix. Okay, I KNOW, put aside the fact that he deals prescription drugs in a school bathroom...
But his demeanor in the movie is very gentleman like. For a young teen, he's very mature in the way he carries himself and speaks.
The Chivalry Club wants to make you more mature in every aspect of your life and make you into a gold gem in the dating world. It's like a social and emotional workout equivalent of going to the gym. A gym for toning the inner gentlemen that you could blossom into. That guy that every lady deserves to have around her arm on a romantic dinner out on the town.
In case you've never seen Charlie Bartlett... Here's the trailer...
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