Harry – We’re here at the top of the 9th inning with the Stanford old timers vs. the little rock chickens
Richie – This post game is brought to you by pagoda, I hate what you do for me, pagoda
Harry – Your listening to phillies baseball even though they’re not playing, on channel…. Channel… oh who cares what channel it’s on
Richie – Listen to that crowd as the old timers take the field…
Together – Booo you stink your old throw em out
Harry – Well there you have it, the old timers are old and unpopular
Richie – There’s the first pitch, just a bit outside, wow that one almost hit the left fielder, eh it’s a good thing he caught it in his teeth, he’s gonna need a dentist on that one
Harry – Here’s the 1-0 pitch, hard fowl ball high... ahhhhhhhh
Richie – Harry… Harry… that must have hurt
Harry – How’d ya guess
Richie – Hey, somebody wanna get me an ambulance… Oh forget it… here’s the pitch, strike two.
Harry – Wait a minute he’s stealing first
Richie – What the heck? Where’d the umpire go?
Harry – Oh he went to the bathroom.
Richie – Joe Schmo coming in for Jack Schmack. Here’s the pitch, o it’s in the dirt.
Harry – The dirt around the catcher?
Richie – No the mound
Harry – You know he’s 164 years old
Richie – whistles
Harry – Here’s the 1-2 pitch strike 3 struck him out
Richie – Wait a minute, Leel the steal is stealing second base
Harry – Hey come back here with that base! Well we got one out.
Richie – Here’s Lenny Longlegs up to bat.
Harry – He bunts
Richie – Where is he?
Harry – Oh he’s on third
Richie – Then where’s Leel the Steal?
Harry – He’s still on second
Richie – The outfielders are calling Leel out, I thought the ump was supposed to do that.
Harry – He’s still in the bathroom
Richie – Well at least we got 2 outs
Harry – Here comes Jack Schmo up to bat
Richie – Here’s the pitch, just a bit high
Harry – That lucky fan caught it up in the 700 level
Richie - Lenny’s stealing!
Harry - He’s safe by a hair
Richie – Where is he?
Harry – He’s in the dug out
Richie – Here’s the 1-0 pitch to Jack
Harry – Hard hit high left field… Oh wait a minute that’s a bird.
Richie – There’s the ball, it was hit to the short stop, he throws it to first base… he’s out… wait who called that?
Harry – One of the fans
Richie – Where’s the ump?
Harry – He’s still in the bathroom
Richie – Oh, of course
Harry – well that’s the end of the inning… 1 run 1 hit and 1 error, we go to the bottom of the 9th one nothing chickens.
Richie - I know you think pagoda is a bad car but it’s really a good car!
Harry – Ha, Right man
Richie – There goes a lucky driver now testing out a new pagoda… Well that one only lasted 2 seconds
Harry – Told ya
Richie – Well back to the game now
Harry – Where here at the bottom of the 9th, one nothing chickens
Richie – Here’s the pitch strike one to who
Harry – Who?
Richie – That’s right
Harry - Who’s right?
Richie - Oh forget it forget it… Who get’s a single. Here’s comes what up to bat, singles down the line.
Harry – Now who’s on second?
Richie – Right
Harry – What’s right?
Richie - No what’s on first!
Harry – Who?
Richie – No he’s on second!
Harry – Forget it forget it
Richie – Here comes where up to bat
Harry – Where’s?
Richie – Right
Harry - What’s right?
Richie – No he’s on first
Harry – Shut up!
Richie - He hits a single
Harry – Bases loaded, Where’s on first
Richie - Right
Harry – What’s right?
Richie – No he’s on second
Harry – He’s on second?
Richie – No what’s on second!
Harry – Who?
Richie – No he’s on third
Harry - I thought he was on… Second?
Richie – No what’s on second
Harry - Forget it, just forget it
Richie – Hey there’s a bird coming on the field, no it’s a plane, no wait, its superman what’s he doing here?
Harry – He must be in the wrong picture
Richie – Isn’t the ump going to get him off the field?
Harry – No
Together – Cuz he’s still in the bathroom
Harry – The pitcher throws to pick what off at second
Richie – He got him!
Harry – There goes where
Richie – Where?
Harry – Don’t start richie
Richie – He got him
Harry – The chickens are celebrating but who is scoring
Richie – He scores, the old timers tie the game… How come the ump doesn’t call extra innings?
Harry – Because
Together – He’s still in the bathroom
Harry – Richie, how about a bite to eat? But first what do you think about that tie
Richie – ooochuyrmmmmmm crunch crunch
Harry – You ate the microphone!! Hey somebody wanna get me another microphone here? Awww forget it, let’s go richie