Off The Top Of My Head Survey
I can’t believe I’m doing this…
But here goes. Enjoy!
Apparently this survey is called “Off The Top Of My Head”. I found it by just googling MySpace survey.
Where is your Mother?
Probably at her house
Where is your Father?
Probably at his apartment.
Do you like to swim?
If I had a pool to swim in, I’d be there everyday. I used to do swim team back in the day and I’m level 9 certified whatever swimmer from summer camp. GO me.
Do you need to return anyones phone call?
Not currently.
Where were you born?
California.
Where do you keep your birth certificate?
Good question… I should find that one out. I’m sure my mom has it somewhere in some safety deposit box or something.
How many days until your birthday?
A bunch.. it’s October 10th. Soooo start calculating!
What is the closest orange object to you?
Nothing in this room is orange. The closest thing to orange is the red color of the START! Bible for new believers on my desk across the room. It’s not orange though… it’s definitely red.
Have you sneezed in the past hour?
Nope. But I sneeze a lot actually.
How many books are in your room?
Just the START! Book. Unless you count my nook. Then there’s tons.
What did you last eat?
Chipotle Mexican Grill…. It was amazing. If they ever went out of business I’d be sad.
Who is your favorite teacher of all time?
Mrs. Smith… 12th grade environmental Science. She was AWESOME. Most passionate teacher I’ve ever had. She cared about her job and the subject and students and everything more than any other teacher I’ve ever met.
Name one of your goals for this year?
Sell at least enough digital downloads of my song I just uploaded to CD Baby to be posted on iTunes so that I can cover the $15 it cost to upload the track. If I make any money after that I’ll be flabbergasted. Yea, I just used the word flabbergasted. You heard me. FLABBERGASTED! It’s a real word trust me.
Did you cry because Michael Jackson died?
I think I was more in shock. Also I was out that night and every single bar the group I was with was in was playing Michael Jackson all night… best night of all good music on a night out. So, I didn’t cry because I know that he made such AMAZING MUSIC and I know that he probably wouldn’t want anyone to cry. He’d just want them to be happy that he got the chance to do all the things he did do in this world!
What does your 9th message on your phone say?
I have an iPhone… so I have a ton of different messaging things… which ONE?!?!?!
Voicemail? Text? Email? Twitterfeed? This question isn’t very specific. Ok I’m going to go with Voicemail… my 9th voicemail doesn’t exist because I’ve deleted all but 2. And my 9th message on my text is from my mom… and that’s personal so I’m not reading what it says! But if you have to know… it just says “K”. as in… “OK”. Wow… are you happy now that you know that?!?! Good. I’m happy for you.
Look to your left. What's there?
Sound absorption material that I use for recording. It’s like this sheet of foamy stuff. Kinda looks like those egg carton things people put on beds… except this is a lot thicker and more dense and made from a different type of material. If you are a musician and have egg carton bedding up for sound absorption… take it down… you are actually making things worse. Trust me. Go spend some money on some good material. Like the ATS Fiberglass sheets… just Google ATS Fiberglass sheets and you’ll find it.
Ever pop someone else's pimple?
Gross. No.
How long does it take you to fall asleep?
Sometimes hours… and hours… and hours… usually it’s a long time. The only time I fall asleep quickly is when I’ve had beer or wine… then I’m out pretty quick.
Are you scared about the end of the world?
Nope… If it’s the end of the world then it’s the end of the world. No use complaining about it.
Is there a TV in the room you are in?
Yep.. a 32 inch LED backlit flat panel HD Vizio I recently bought for my new apartment. I intended to have peoples over to watch with me but… so far no one seems interested in hanging out… anyone? Bueller?
Did you have a weird dream last night?
Last night? Hmm… actually… yea. I had a dream that everyone I knew was in a room having a vote and I was late to the vote… so I walked in and asked one of my friends what was going on? He was like we’re voting… and I was like what for? And he was about to tell me when another friend told me to shhhhh… Then a third friend was like just put your hand up. SO I put my hand up… then the people at the front table who were REALLY far away and I couldn’t tell who they were but they looked familiar said… “OK that settles it… looks like everyone is in favor of no longer being friends with Kenny on facebook…” I put my hand down embarrassed and ran out of the room. Then people opened the door and called after me telling me to come back. I ran out of whatever building this was and checked my facebook on my iPhone and it said 0 friends… I was sad… then it kind of morphed into some other dream… SO yea I hope that doesn’t actually happen in real life.
What comes to your mind when I say red?
My red guitar. Also the red team at summer camp during color war which I was often not on… usually I was on the grey team.
What other language do you want to be fluent in?
Spanish. I used to go trail running and listen to www.notesinspanish.com on my iPod while I would run. At first none of it made sense… this was 5 years ago… now it’s at least starting to sorta make sense. Sometimes I’ll get a whole sentence even! Only took 5 years.
Do you crack your neck often?
Nope.
Do you usually hold your pee for a long time?
Nope. I’m always saying… I’ll be right back, gotta use the bathroom. Even during movies… I’m pretty sure I’m the reason why they invented the website www.runpee.com.
Is it possible to lick your elbow?
I guess? I’m not gonna try.
Worst feeling in the world?
When you had love, and it’s gone.
What's your current favorite commercial?
The one with the guy and the mini giraffe on the treadmill. He’s got the Russian accent and he’s all rich and what not.
Name something you think is pointless?
When a guy in a car yells out “Faggot” to someone on the side of the street as they are driving by. I don’t see any point in doing that. You just called him a bundle of sticks? Makes no sense to me!
Favorite fast food restaurant?
Uh, Chipotle Mexican Grill… Obviously. Although, a close second would be in and out burger… just a good old fashioned burger… California style… mmmm mmmm mmm.
Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Almost… when I was a kid… but it was defused.
Would you concider yourself as a pyro?
I only light candles now. I used to LOVE going camping and playing with the fire by finding a long stick and calling it my fire stick and putting it in the fire and letting the end catch on fire and then waving it in the air. Then I would get in trouble for it.
Do you wish at 11:11?
Umm… nope. I didn’t know that was a thing people did.
What are you looking forward to?
The next time I at least make out with a girl or something... Seriously... It's been a LONG time since i've done ANYTHING with a girl... I just want to kiss a girl or something... I can't take it any longer.
What is the biggest trouble you have ever been in?
Hmmm… I dunno… I was always in trouble as a kid.
Do surveys really cure boredom?
Nope. They just postpone it. But they cure blog writers block.
I can’t believe I just did one of those. I’ve NEVER in my whole life filled out one of these things. I guess there’s a first for everything right?
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