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Was gonna do some comedy tonight

But the list was crazy super full when I got here.  Well... ok it's PROBABLY partly my fault... I started taking a shower and it was just so freakin comfortable.  Soooooo I took like a 3 hour shower... ok not 3 hours, but it was longer than I should have.  Anywho when I got here there were a thousand tons of million people already here and the line to sign was already filled up.

I made an attempt to get on last but there was just absolutely no space at all what-so-ever.

Anywho so I'm just chillin for a bit and sippin some coffee and I'll just book it in a bit.

I think I might try doing the milkboy next week.

We'll seeeee...

Hmmmmm.  I think I'm just going to type out an idea for a TV show that I had a while back since I don't have to worry about being funny man tonight...

OK here's my idea: Room mates that live in giant house

Take all the funny stupid fighty random things that happen with 2 room mates... and put them in a giant house.  I mean we're talking like a house with a few hundred rooms.  Something like...

 

 

Yea that works.  SO picture two room mates... living in.. a house like that.  Or a palace... technically that's a palace.  I looked it up.  I done facted my checks... or checked my facts.

BUT those two room mates do all the same crap that two room mates do that are sharing a tiny little super cramped little apartment.

So all the normal stuff happens between the two... like when one room gets dirty one room mate just keeps moving from room to room and living in the next room.  Meanwhile the other room mate is a neat freak and keeps everything clean.

Roomie A: "You can't just keep moving rooms when you don't feel like cleaning your old room!"

Roomie B: "Dude... Bro... WHY not... HALF the people in this house do it!  Calm down it's all gravy."

Roomie A: "OF COURSE HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE DO IT... THERE'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU'RE THE ONE THAT IS DOING IT!!!"

You know... that kinda stuff.

Or like maybe the same deal with dishes... they just keep moving kitchens whenever one is dirty.

I mean there's a TON of directions this could take as a TV series.

Like for some reason they would only have 1 TV in this house.  So it's like they have to share the big screen TV but they don't like the same shows and so instead of DVRing it... since they are obviously SUPER rich... the logical thing to do isn't to buy another TV...

It's to hire the cast to come and re-enact out the TV show's the one roomie missed.

Cuz WHY not?!?!  I mean that's the kind of stuff that happens ALL the time right?!?!

Yea.

Well.... I think that sort of paints a picture of the idea.  But if that were a TV show... I'd totally watch it.  And if I missed an episode... I'd just hire the actors to come and re-enact it in my apartment.

But... I'd only be able to pay them in Swedish fish.  Hopefully that will be acceptable as a form of payment.