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A Mini Pet Elephant

I haven't been blogging as much lately.  I try to think of new and interesting and fun things to write about... but it's hard work!  Especially after I've been working all day typing email responses to people at work and all that stuff.  Sometimes my fingers just need a break.

Ya know?

So yea.  Ok here's a little blog about a pet that doesn't exist that I think would be awesome if it did.

So I was just thinking that hey wouldn't it be cool to expand the pets that we have available to us?  So... I did a blog a little while back on how cool pets are.  And I think they are just awesome.  But I mean I was thinking there aren't a lot of options for most people to have pets.

Dog... cat... fish... reptile... and... ???

Well... what if we could take giant animals... and scale them down!  Right?  I mean soooo instead of having a cat... you have a miniature mountain lion.

Rawr.

Or... a miniature Camel?  OR... a mini giraffe...

That picture is from this website....

http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/

Wait... for real?  There's a giraffe cam on there?!?!  WHAT THE?  Is that real?  That can't be real.  If that's real.  I want that sooooooo bad.

hahahahahha oh gosh... this cracks me up.  Read what it says under the cam...

"See what our Bull Vladimir do around farm! If not see him, don't worry he come back."

If not see him, don't worry he come back.

Say that out loud.  Tell me that doesn't make you laugh.

I KNOW you are laughing!

Ok I looked around the website more and it's a fake site for that commercial...

Now I just feel dumb and gullible.  Well anyways...

So... what I was thinking would be even cooler than that is a Le Little Elephant!

Yep.   A mini Elephant!  How awesome would that be?  I mean you could feed him/her peanuts.  You could have the little fellow sit with you on the couch and watch TV... and you could have him (I'll just say him cuz I'd probably get a boy one) tuck you in at night by pulling your covers over you.  And then in the morning he could bugle call with the elephant trunk and wake you up.

I mean would that not be cool?  I think that would be WAY cool.  I picture it being able to talk to you as well.  Like how Dumbo does.  That would just be the best ever.

But sadly this doesn't exist... sooo....

I suppose the next best thing is that instead I could just get a cat dressed up like an elephant for halloween.  Maybe?

 

Hmmm... not so much.  It's just not the same.