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A quick funny dream post

I love when I have funny dreams.  Usually they are... super intense, like my post from last week, but last nights dream was funny.  Just like funny commercials on TV I'm a fan of funny dreams.

 

Hmmm like this commercial...

 

So yes, funny commercials are the best and funny dreams are as well.  So last night I had a pretty funny dream.  It was very short but I feel compelled to share it.  Because why not?  So here goes, I'll do my best to recall it.

---Begin dream---

So there I am at the mall.  I was walking around window shopping just sort of aimlessly walking and not really on any mission or trying to look for anything specific.

Then a lady calls out to me... "excuse me sir... sir!"

I turn around to the direction she is calling.  "Yea?"

She holds up a big paper shopping bag with the male and female sex symbols on it.  You know these symbols:

 

 

So yea that was on the outside of the bag.  She holds it up to hand it to me...

"You dropped this back there!"

I take the bag but I say "I don't think I did, I don't remember having a bag."

She insists and tells me that it's mine then she turns and runs off.

Then I open the bag and out pops a baby.  He starts talking to me... "HEEEEEEEEY WHAAAAATS UP!"

 

I say 'whoa... you can talk?"

People stop and gather around me.  One guy stands next to me as the baby climbs out of the bag and starts walking around hitting on girls. "How YOU doing there babe, I'm a baby, you're a babe what'd ya say?"

The guy standing next to me says, "oh... it's a talking baby... Good luck with that!"

I say "What?!?! What am I supposed to do with him!"

The guy say "well, I'm a doctor and I deliver babies from time to time... these are rare... these talking new borns... it happens... but once you've got one... you just gotta keep it."

I look back at the baby who is now riding around someone's golden retriever like it's on horseback.

"Giddy up! Dogggggggieee... WHOAAAAa DOGGIE"

I look back at the Doctor and say " are you sure you're a doctor?"

he says, "pretty sure."

I say... "Well, I think I'll keep him."

The doctor says, "well, good luck.  If you need anything, here's my card."  he hands me a business card and it's got the same male female sex symbol thing that was on the bag.  And that's ALL that's on the card!  Then he runs off at a full paced sprint.

I yell after him "WAIT  THERE'S NO NUMBER ON HERE!!!!"

He yells back over his shoulder "I DON'T OWN A PHONE!  GOOD LUCK THOUGH!"

I turn around and the baby is gone.  I start asking everyone where he went and they all point in different directions and say "I think he went that way?"

Then the lady comes back up to me and says she found the owner of the baby and that I wasn't the real owner.  She asks for the baby back... and I say "well, I lost him."

She says "If you find him let me know."  Then she hands me that same card.  Then I walk over to a bench with her and sit down and just keep looking around the mall for the baby.

---End Dream---

Then I kinda can't remember the rest of what happens.  I think it just kinda meshed into another dream.  Sorry for the sucky ending but it's s dream... I didn't write the thing (I only wrote this blog)!  I just dream the stuff!  But I thought there were some pretty funny parts.  So that's my funny dream from last night.

I don't know why I had a dream about a talking and walking newborn... but I dream some prettty random things some times.  Also I just want to say that I wouldn't ACTUALLY lose a baby in real life.  I'm a pretty responsible person.  Just so everyone knows!  Well that's all I gots for this post.  Laaaaaater.